may 21, 1973 - group of paranormal psychologists tried to contact a recently deceased colleague named charles ramer. referred to today as ‘the charles experiment’
april 23, 2003 - group of college kids attempt to recreate charles experiment - lydia (ben’s then gf) pulled into wall after experiment goes wrong
ben works for tech plaza
palmdale,ca - canyon summit, dulce crest. why the fuck so specific. because why the fuck not.
march 10-18??, 2011 - patrick attempts again without ben, containment fails, 36 emails, dog intrudes into house and dies
psychomantium - apparition chamber. babble about eegs. i’m sure that’s a medical thing. oh wait, that’s ecg
march 23 - first mould appears, charles statue
kelly nearly suffocates in hotel room because you can totally asphyxiate through single-ply bedsheets
NO THIS IS PATRICK.
draco aged poorly‘it feeds on life’. because of course it does
attempt at recontainment fails again.
fail harder 2, electric boogaloo'worked’ for about 2 days then bye-bye patrick because he can’t jump off a chair with no arms
twat.'patrick’s gone’ no fucking shit. let’s all go to patrick’s house after our house turns into something out of a fucking dali painting or some crap. all that mould can’t be good for a car.
seriously you could sell that living room to an art gallery and make a mint
who the hell leaves their house unlocked, lights on and journals playing. i mean wtf.
yep, lets both live in a cage
because that worksoh wait, ben gets sucked into a wall
and then kelly gets stuck forever in costco